they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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