I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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