i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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