Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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