She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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