Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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