"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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