I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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