Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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