I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You can make out without kissing
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