dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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