David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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