my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm both gender and math confused
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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