My hand turned me down
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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