It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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