Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Me too!
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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