My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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