Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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