The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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