: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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