What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Dicks are not precious.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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