You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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