Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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