my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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