I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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