My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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