You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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