My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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