I want to stick my p in your. b.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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