Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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