her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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