she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize