man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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