just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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