Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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