I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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