MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Randomize
