I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Randomize
