Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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