Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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