I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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