He asked me if I "almost moaned"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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