I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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