my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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