yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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