I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he shaved USA in his pubs
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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