Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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