It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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