let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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