Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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