oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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