Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
