I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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