dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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