weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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