How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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