Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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