I hate all girls vehemently.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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