you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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