no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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